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I once ate a man's liver!!

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
But the restaurant kicked me out for poaching from other diners' plates. :(
 
BA DUM CHEE!!!

WAITER THERE'S A FLY ON MY BEERCAN!!!
 
20 to go!

QUick! Is it bigger than a breadbox?
 
Um, no, that would kill the poor ladies!
 
So? Once you're done with them they are RUINED FOR ANY OTHER MAN! WHY LET THEM LIVE???
 
That is a good point. A damned good point. There are at least 10-15 husbands out there who are wondering why their women just can't cum from penetration only. ;)
 
THOSE POOR BASTARDS. You should start a newsletter for them.
 
I would, but then their bitches would come runnin' back to me!
 
You're like the inventor of Hershey Bars who swears off chocolate! TEH WHOLE WORLD SUFFERS!!!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
But the restaurant kicked me out for poaching from other diners' plates. :(
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That's pretty strange! I mean, they serve human liver there!?
 
NO YOU DOLT, 'TWAS A PLAY ON WOIDS!!
 
I might actually be a cannibal.
 
A FINE YOUNG cannibal??
 
Big Dick McGee said:
NO YOU DOLT, 'TWAS A PLAY ON WOIDS!!
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LOL YOU FUCKING RETARD, YOU'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THIS THREAD GOOD SHOW
 
^D'accord.
 
No, I want to eat flesh.
 
LOL Google Spider Bumpage for Cassie!
 
She drives me crazy HEH HEH

Like no one else HEH HEH

She drives me crazy

I can't help myself!
 
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