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I plan on being a hermit for awhile in RL

the time has come,
 
the walrus said, to speak of many things
 
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings--
 
but soft!
 
what light through yonder window breaks?
 
Curious don't tease me! You are getting me really really excited over here. I really want to see your spam!
You know what I mean.
No really.
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO BE A HERMIT?!
WHATS GOING ON ?! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SPAM!
i LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE SPAM
SPAMMING IS GOOD
SPAMMING IS COOL
U R GOOD AT IT
YEAH
 
six to go.
 
I am avoiding those boohats from the theatre who left four messages on the machine today saying they wasnt SOME BLOOD on the poster now! O.M.G.

ERGO I AM THE WALRUS I AM THE WALRUS KOOKOO KACHOO!
 
CRACKED.
 
like poor HUMPTY.
 
all the king's horses and all the king's men
 
couldn't put poor me together again!

(I considered referring to myself in the third person but that's just to weird)
 
almost
 
They eat spam in Hawaii you know.
 
most people of action are resigned to fatalism
 
but I digress.
 
THOSE RANCID CUSTARDS!
 
they really are. unbelievable.
 
NOBODY ANSWER THE PHONE!
 
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