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I plan to make muffins later...

Dr Dave

pillzlol
WATCH OUT MUFFIN MAN, DR DAVE IS ON THE TOWN!
 
"Butter her muffin" as a phrase has caught me out before.
 
I had to grease the pan!
 
I hope you didn't burn your hands.
 
I did not!

Good muffins!
 
They (well the one I had) came out fine.

GOOD TIMES!
 
Mr Dave [I hereby and henceforth refuse to acknowledge his fake doctorate] tapes four muffins together, butters the resultant hole and then sexually pokes the hole with HIS PENIS.


Yes, Mr Dave is a DIRTY MUFFIN RAPIST.
 
Dr Dave is a qualified Doctor in both Pillziatrics and lolology.
 
And bra removal.
 
That's right!

So stick that in ur nose and smoke it Yub.
 
WHAT KIND OF MUFFINS WERE THEY?!
 
some sort of southwestern cornbread muffin.
 
^ never had that but it sounds yummy.
 
yes, it is time for lunch.
 
yet I want someone other than me to make it!
 
a quandry, as I am home alone, and my tummy's growling.
 
HAVE A MUFFIN CUOUROSU2Z!
 
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