I PLAY TROMBONE

[Mentalist]

Wasn't that when he was answering questions with the Trombone and Troi made some quip about this being a far better method of communication for him.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Probably. If so, she was right! He should have gone through the entire series with that thing glued to his mouth.

 

[Cassie]

Probably.. the episode is Conundrum. I can't remember the details.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'M A PROFESSIONAL TEABAG TUNER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER HE COULDN'T PLAY ONE NOTE IN A SONG OR SOMETHING BUT IT WAS THERE IN FUTURE IMPERFECT OR SOMETHING I CNA'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING

 

[Mentalist]

I PLAY THE BANJO

 

[CaptainWacky]

KAZOOIE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I PLAY WITH THE MINDS OF PUNY HUMANS

 

[Cassie]

I used to play the clarinet, but I forgot how.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm a singer, I make people play for me.

 

[Loktar]

I used to play the clarinet, but I forgot how.

I used to play the trumpet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WANT TO SLIDE MY SLY TROMBONE INTO YOUR BRASS SECTION

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

76 TROMBONCS LED THE RAPE PARADE
WHILE 110 BILBOS SHAVED THEIR WRISTS LASEKNFIO JFEIO JQEWIJFLEJ F/

 

[Loktar]

I WANT TO SLIDE MY SLY TROMBONE INTO YOUR BRASS SECTION

I WANT TO EMPTY MY SPIT VALVE ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

 

[Cassie]

GRAPHIC

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEXY IF ANTYING

 

[Loktar]

SEXY IF ANTYING

*takes his trumpet and empties his spit valve on Wacky's face*

What? You thought I meant my penis? PERV!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought you meant your anus.

 

[Loktar]

I thought you meant your anus.

My anus is exit only.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO IS MY EAR