I raped Betty Crocker

[Mandi]

I sho nuff did. Afta that, i smack her in the eye an said get in the kitchen bitch an make me some g'damn brownies. Sometimes yer womez need to be smacked, they get to hoity toity and need to be brough down a peg er two.

 

[Mandi]

oh come on people this is funny shit. Everyone loves my hick routine!

 

[Mandi]

Ok fine, be that way. I'm going to bed. I've nearly four. Must sleep, turning into zombie.

 

[Kyehlar]

Lesbian rape........Mmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[johnford]

I thought you were gonna rape me!