I return from the ether and bring to you: Bald Britney.

[curiousa2z]

wahhh! I just see a red x.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Re-hosted/posted for C2!

NOW WITH FLAVOR (DILITHIUM) CRYSTALS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How was Kelly Clarkson's reaction to Britney's shaved head actually news?

Oh wait, it's Fox. Anything that distracts the nation from escalating troop deaths in Iraq!

Because she's cute and Texan and if the terrorists see it they'll realise that not all Texans are bad like Bush is and they'll stop blowing up all our american schools and hospitals and instead become devout Christians and then the whole planet will come together in peace and love and everyone will danced NAKED all day and all night and then they will line up, every man and woman alive, and bend over and then I shall FUCK ALL SIX BILLION OF THEM IN TURN UP THE FIRST ORIFICE I COME TO and God shall look upon us in his infinite wisdom and say "that's pretty fucked up!"

 

[Mentalist]

I couldn't resist. Sorry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tell the press...they were riiiiiight...

 

[Cassie]

Luke, I am not your father!

 

[Mentalist]

Britney Spears throws-up on Issac Cohen a few days before shaving all her hair off.

They’d been driving through the hills, twisting and turning, pulled over quickly, and by the time our photogs got our of their car and got to her car, Isaac had already removed his white shirt and used it to cover the bulk of the vomit in the center of the car (you can still see some of it on the gear shift).

 

[curiousa2z]

not a pretty sight

 

[Mentalist]

Britney goes on a rampage!

Britney went to Kevin's house in the San Fernando Valley last night around 7 pm and rang the bell at his gate three times with no answer. She was so frustrated that when her assistant stopped the car, Britney grabbed an umbrella and went after our photographers.

But here's the rest of the story -- when Britney rang at Kevin's, he was in fact inside the house with the babies. He left thirty minutes later and headed to the couple's former love nest in Malibu's Serra Retreat where Britney was waiting. Apparently she calmed herself down enough and perhaps made a deal with Kevin regarding Sean and Jayden because late last night, Britney went back to Promises rehab center. And then Kevin's emergency hearing today was cancelled.

As clearly insane as Britiney is I can't say I can blame her for attacking the fucking worthless paps with an umbrella. Actually, I applaud it.


Still she has clearly flipped out beyond what anyone could habe imahined. What will she do next!


(yes, I'm milking it)

 

[curiousa2z]

she almost makes MFers look reasonable.


!

wow.

 

[Tisiphone]

Run for your life! She's coming to a city near you with an umbrella!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'll dress up as a Catholic schoolgirl again and perform "Baby One More Time" on the roof of the White House to "raise money for the victims of the civil war."

 

[Cassie]

Menty, please please photoshop some angry Britney heads!!

 

[Cassie]

Britney Riddick?

 

[CaptainWacky]

PUT SOME COMEDY WIGS ON HER

 

[Acrimonious]

Paperazzi (sp?) deserve whatever the "stars" can dish out.

 

[Cassie]

It's too bad we don't have a paparazzi hunting season.. I bet they'd make nice handbags.

*patiently waiting for some more photochops* ( I can't do it myself I'm a computard, ok?)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Request some and see what happens. My vote is for Britney as Hannibal Lecter in the ski mask thing.

 

[Cassie]

One of those pics would make a nice Britney Hulk.

 

[Acrimonious]

It's too bad we don't have a paparazzi hunting season.. I bet they'd make nice handbags.

*patiently waiting for some more photochops* ( I can't do it myself I'm a computard, ok?)

Here you go, an original! Not very good, but I was in a hurry.