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I return from the ether and bring to you: Bald Britney.

She should invest in a good wig.
 
I officially now feel sorry for Britney, unless she did this to make feel people that way, in which case I now officially no longer feel sorry for Britney.
 
Next week: Britney Blacks Up
 
After that: Britney replaces her feet with ducks.
 
And her tits with Action Man figures.
 
The caps some kids in London town.
 
Menty do a thread of pix from when Britney was hot before she got Federlined.
 
This is how a woman should look bald.

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NATLANLTNNENALT ANTLNELANTLATNANTLANNTNATANANATALNEA NATALAIE NATALIE NATLENIANNATALIE
 
And now I will perform my NATALIE song.



"Natalie, I Love You"

Welcome to Hollywood
That's what they told you
A child star in Hollywood
That's what they sold you
Grace with beauty, charm and talent
You would do what you were told
But they robbed you of childhood
Took your youth and sold it for gold

Natalie, I love you
You're every star that shines in the world to me
Natalie can't you see that it's true
Natalie I love you
You're more than just a star to me

Lovely Natalie
You have surpassed them all
Hot totty, Natalie
Learned to outlast them all
Many started back when you did
Lost their way and now they're gone
But look at you, a true survivor
Full of life and carrying on

This is your life
You seem to have it all
You reached your peak
They wanted you to fall
It's very sad, this world can be so bad
But though all the heartaches
When they put you down
You know you were the victor
And you earned the crown (OF NABOO!)
It's like walking through the fire
Determinded to win
You were beating life's battles
Again and again

Natalie, I love you
You're every star that shines in the world to me
Natalie can't you see that it's true

Natalie, I love you
The world knows your work now
I pray one day I'll be just like... you.




FIN


 
Have you ever, ever felt like this,
When strange things happen,
Are you going round the twist?

Have you ever, ever felt like this,
When strange things happen,
Are you going round the twist?

Well have you heard the word about the bird and the spider?
It wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her.

Have you ever, ever felt like this,
When strange things happen,
Are you going round the twist?

Have you ever, ever felt like this,
When strange things happen,
Are you going? Are you going round the twist?
 
IMAGINE THAT TO THE TUNE OF TOXIC+_!)!+_)!
 
OF NABOO INDEED LOL
 
PADMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
FRANK!!!!!!!
 
Some people can pull bald off.
Others not so much.
 
Yeah, I fall into the "not so much" category.

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That's the shortest I've had my hair since I was a kid. I went crazy last year and decided to shave most of it off. My hair is long now and I'm growing it much longer still. Much prefer it.

Still, having crazy Britney meltdown moments of the week is entertaining. I'm over extended on those too though.
 
Maybe JLo will shave her head this week after getting booed in Berlin.

Or Kevin Smith could do it for her.
 
JLo still exists in the spacetime continuum? I thought for sure she would of been erased for not being relevant to anything ever.
 
She is Teflon. Even being attached to Ben Affleck didn't kill her.
 
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