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I return from the ether and bring to you: Bald Britney.

Lets not
 
Heartless bastard.
 
I've got my taps on right now and am sending her a message
 
CaptainWacky said:
Heartless bastard.

you got the bastard part right anyway 8)
 
I cut all me hair off last month i must be going bojnkers lol!!1
 
I FEAR FOR YOUR SANITY!!!!!!!!
 
INTERVENTION!
 
I'm changing to pink ballet shoes and dancing for fuddle
 
LWETS GO TO VEGAS AND GETS MARRIED Y'ALL
 
HELLZ NO!
 
THIS IS ALL SHEAR MADNESS
 
We could be like the Moonies cult.. except we'd be the MFer's cult or something.
 
who gets stuck washing the dishes is what I wanna know.
 
FALLEN pop star Britney Spears is on the verge of a major breakdown, with family and friends fearful for her safety and the wellbeing of her two young sons.

News of the singer's distraught state follows weekend pictures showing Spears with a shaven head and fresh tattoos on her wrist and neck.
She also reportedly checked herself in and out of Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre rehab facility in Antigua last week.

Spears, whose recent wild behaviour has prompted loved ones to urge her to get help, visited a Los Angeles salon late on Friday night and when a hairdresser refused to shear her hair off, she grabbed the clippers and did it herself.

Emily Wynne-Hughes said Spears was crying and agitated when she entered the salon after closing time, demanding they shave her hair.
"She wasn't making sense at all – she was very scatterbrained," she said.
Ms Wynne-Hughes said when she asked the distraught singer why she was taking off her long dark locks, Spears gave a bizarre answer.

"She said 'I don't want anyone touching me – I'm tired of everybody touching me'," she said.

Spears then went to the nearby Body and Soul tattoo parlour where she got two tattoos – a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist.



Poor Britney!
 
oh man.. she has flipped her lid.

and curiousa2z, we'd need dishwashers.. hot naked men dishwashers
 
Britney Shears.
 
Mentalist=Punny
 
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