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I return from the ether and bring to you: Bald Britney.

Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
 
Pg.3!

We need more bald Brittney Pics to remember her by when she eats that shotgun.
 
If she is actually having an actual honest-to-god manic episode (and it looks textbook) then I do feel sorry for the dumb bint.
 
I'm glad I am no longer the only person who feels sorry for her. A woman just doesn't go and cut her hair off like that unless she's totally flipped out.
 
E! is reporting she's been wearing a wig today and is still looking scatty as. Looks like she already regrets it.


As an aside: the fact that the Paparazzi actually has pictures of her shaving her head goes to show how relentless they are. They never stop following and snapping every single move the mega famous make. It would drive you fucking loop-da-loop.

Mega fame syndrome. I'm tellin' ya!
 
It did not take her long.
 
Yeah, people can go crazy without being photographed all the time, I can't imagine what it would be like and yes I know it's the "price of fame" BUT STILL IMAGINE GETTING YER PHOTO TAKEN AS YOU WANK OFF IN A BUSH OUTSIDE EMMA WATSON'S HOUSE, A TOTAL INVASION OF PRIVACY YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT ONE BIt. I'm going to watch live wrestling bye.
 
Battlestar Galactica in less than two hours!
 
Mentalist said:
As an aside: the fact that the Paparazzi actually has pictures of her shaving her head goes to show how relentless they are. They never stop following and snapping every single move the mega famous make.
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or they were tipped off - a la princess Di
 
I downloaded the new Cut Up Boys earlier so I'm listening to that with my headphones in way louder than I should for the sanctity of my eardrums.

http://www.mininova.org/tor/586094

Talking about bald Britney sure is excitng though!
 
headvoid said:
or they were tipped off - a la princess Di
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Probably. Another thing is that Britney has fallen from grace really quickly. She was the poster child for success in the industry (regardless of what anyone thinks of her 'music') and she is now quickly becoming a cautionary tale.


Unfortunatley she hasn't really got much in the way of talent so I hope her PR machine kicks in soon.
 
Indeed.
 
I'M ALL IN FOR VEGAS I'LL DECIDE WHO TO MARRY ONCE WE GET THERE AND IF THE BLACKJACK TABLES ARE RUNNING COLD.
 
Heh, that's what happens when you reply to a post when there's a whole other page to read. :)
 
Her pussy could be a little hairier too.
 
SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE, THAT'S ALL THE KIDS THINK ABOUT THESE DAYS
 
Her hair is now on E-Bay. Why don't I have the sort of money in my bank account that would allow me to make frivolous purchases of popstars hair trimmings?
 
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After the head-shaving stunt, one would think Britney Spears would keep a low profile, and perhaps sort out her chaotic life. Not so!

Sunday afternoon, Britney was spotted without her kids at the Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles. Wearing a bikini and a platinum blonde wig, the pop star was seen partying with her friends, smoking with friends, and making 'many trips to the bathroom.'

She was also later seen partying at the Roxy on Sunset.

Some psychiatrists have speculated that Britney Spears is suffering from post-partum depression, which can offer in the 6 months after childbirth. However, friends close to Britney feel that she is not over her marriage yet to Kevin Federline.

Although Britney has said things like, " I am sick of everyone touching me", or "Why won't they leave me alone, it's hard not to focus on the train-wreck that she has become. In what appears to be a mental scream for help, Spears has been seen puking on herself in New York clubs this month, stripping down to her underwear and dancing with strippers, and the most shocking of all - the head buzz.

Apparently Spears has NOT hit rock bottom yet, and has more downward spiraling to do.

If you're a Celebrity watcher, now you put your money where your predictions are.​
 
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