LC: Hi Yub!
Y: I am not Yub. I am ZAFPOONCI, THE GREAT! BOW BEFORE MY FEARSOME GONADS!
LC:OMG NO WAY!
Y: Do you not see the elephantine bugle in Zafpoonci's pants? I AM ZAFPOONCI THE GREAT!
LC:ARE YOU SERIUOS?!
Y: Only on alternate Thursdays! QUESTION NOT THE WISDOM OF ZAFPOONCI!
LC: DUDE!
Y: I am able to make you wiser too! Prepare to receive the awesome fluid from the GREAT AND FEARSOME GONADS!
LC:THAT IS AWESOME!
Y: YEEEEEERRRGGGHHHH! Woo! And now you are wiser, child. The GREAT ZAFPOONCI has conferred it upon you. Zafpoonci basks in the glow of a job well done.
LC:I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
Y: *sigh*
LC:When is the next one?
Y: You must wait 15 minutes.
LC:Are you sure?
Y: QUESTION NOT THE WISDOM OF ZAFPOONCI!
LC:There isn't one sooner?
Y: Hush, child. Beg not Zafpoonci.
LC:Why not?
Y: Because he'll spank you! ZAFPOONCI WILL SPANK YOUR BOTTOM!
LC:Oh yeah?
Y: You are quiet the feisty one, but you'll soon learn some respect.
LC:Reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaly.
Y: ZAFPOONCI IS READY TO IMPART SOME SOME WISDOM!
LC:Oh wow.
Y: Would you some more, child?
LC:Yes.
Y: ARE YOU READY FOR THE RESPONSIBILITY OF MORE OF ZAFPOONCI'S WISDOM?
LC:Absolutely
Y: Sign this form and date it.
LC:Of course Yub.
Y: Are you done? THEN LET'S BEGIN!!
LC:Yes.
Y: Should we film this occurrence?
LC: Don't be silly.
Y: Zafpooci will take that as a yes.
LC:Of course.
Y: Now be a good girl and drink up ZAFPOONCI'S MIGHTY GONAD FLUID!! YEEEERRRRGGGHHHHH!
WOOO!
OOOOAOAAAOAAAHHHHH!
YES! ZAFPOONCI APPROVES!
ZAFPOONCI APPROVES!
ZAFPOONCI APPROVES!
YES! ZAFPOONCI DEFINITELY APPROVES!
ZAFPOOOOOOOOONNCCCIIII APPPRrooooovves.....
Zafpoonci is spent....woooo.
ZAPOONCI BIDS YOU ADIEU!
LC:Now go on and don't forget to call me ok!
Y:ZAFPOONCI WILL FORGET! HAH HA!
LC:Ok bye.