I saw some of "Closer" on tv last night

[CaptainWacky]

As luck would have it I was probably the most depressed I've ever been in my life. I saw the strip club bit with Clive Owen and Natalie. My penis didn't stir. I felt empty. DEAD. Then at the end when Natalie is walking down the street and guys are checking her out...I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL WHEN I POSTED A PIC HERE IN THE MF, BUT IT'S JUST FROM A MOVIE? WHY!? I HATE M?YSELf.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Nat is ok, but Shakira is THE BOMB.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nat is stunning.

Shakira, is definitley OMG HOT, I like the way she gyrates and stuff.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She has nice hair, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH LOL MAYBE SHE SMOKES CRACK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

good thread

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WILL THE DEMOCRATS GAIN CONTROL OF NATALIE NEXT TUESDAY OR WILL THE REPUBLICANS KEEP THEIR FOOTHOLD ON SHAKIRA'S CRACKHOLE??????

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hips don't lie!

 

[Mentalist]

Natalie4life

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE BIT WHERE SHE WALKS DOWN THE STREET AT TNE END ISN'T REAL

 

[Tisiphone]

She's walking backwards in slow motion to have a dream effect!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU

 

[Tisiphone]

I have that effect on men.

 

[CaptainWacky]

okay

 

[Tisiphone]

JUST KIDDING

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T TAKE IT BACK NOW