I sense Tomtrek.

[Mentalist]

HE IS NEAR.

 

[Gagh]

He must be searching for ZIONIST PORN!

 

[Loktar]

Cover Your Asses!

There is fisting afoot!

 

[Mentalist]

LISTEN I'M THE MENTALIST AROUND HERE. I KNOW THESE THINGS.

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[Loktar]

RUN AWAY!

 

[Cassie]

AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO FEED HIM OR SOMETHING?

 

[Loktar]

AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO FEED HIM OR SOMETHING?

At your own risk.

*tosses some cookies and runs*

 

[Mentalist]

Since Tomtrek has now indeed arrived I will bump all my Michelle threads.

 

[The Tomtrek]

That's pretty much the only reason I joined TK because that's where Menty posts pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg and I think she's hot.

 

[missmanners]

That's pretty much the only reason I joined TK because that's where Menty posts pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg and I think she's hot.

But what about the cookies?


mm

 

[The Tomtrek]

What type of cookies are we dealing with here?

 

[Loktar]

Chocolate chip?

 

[Cassie]

We don't get cookies anymore

 

[Loktar]

We don't get cookies anymore

I do. I smuggle them in.

 

[FBI parte due]

Trachtencookies?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Trachtencookies?

I like you.

 

[Ishcabittle]

You can liek me 2, buddye!

 

[The Tomtrek]

But really who wears earrings and a bikini?


Answer: Trachtenberg.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG SQUEE IT IS TEH TOMTREK DO DE HAPPY DANCE YASSUH SQUEE