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I set the path of my life in stone at a young age

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I cannot be saved.
 
Who knows, we might get a better deal in the next life. If there is a next life.
 
There isn't (in my opinion.)
 
Yes, I'm forced to agree. Another level of conciousness? Hmm.. Perhaps, doesn't matter either way.
 
Tomorrow's a new day. Die to the old ways.
 
I really believe that everything that is CaptainWacky is contained in my brain and that will cease to be entirely when my brain dies. :(
 
And logged in 29,201 posts.
 
Your complete and utter goal in life should be 1 million posts before you die.
 
It would be more than Stephen Hawking's ever done, lazy bastard, why doesn't he get up and walk about!
 
Stephen's going to be so pissed.
 
Is he real?
 
He's a Lego construction made to entertain children.
 
He's come up with a new theory to explain the universe: wooden matter. He won't explain what it means.
 
He does the best he can to make emphatic gestures towards his crotch whenever he does mention it, though.
 
He's almost human.
 
He should do more then just gesture at his crotch.
 
He drools a little too.
 
On his crotch?
 
Everywhere!
 
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