I Shaved My Beaver!

[Mirah]

Change our name to THE BALDLANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

['Gear]

You know beavers use their fur to stay warm and repel water right?

 

[Mirah]

But sometimes you gotta see your face and shave off that beard, am I right? I guess my beaver will not survive then. Ah well, I'll give it some wood to gnaw on and it will grow back in no time.

 

['Gear]

No and yes. Nowadays I rock a Van Dyke. Too hot for the full beard. Never full shave though.

That's for pussies.

 

[Loktar]

No and yes. Nowadays I rock a Van Dyke. Too hot for the full beard. Never full shave though.

That's for pussies.

I only full shave because it looks better for job interviews and makes me look and feel younger.

And when I crossdress I don't like looking like the bearded lady.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

No, you wouldn't.

 

[Love Child]

I only full shave because it looks better for job interviews and makes me look and feel younger.

And when I crossdress I don't like looking like the bearded lady.

You know, I just pictured you with your pants off going in for an interview. And then other things.
Yeah.

 

[Loktar]

You know, I just pictured you with your pants off going in for an interview. And then other things.
Yeah.

You're supposed to wear pants to an interview?

NOW you tell me.

Explains that one interview where the interviewer said "Something is missing!" And I replied "My winning personality?"