I should be writing book reviews

[Tisiphone]

But I've got nothing...NOTHING I SAY

WRITER'S BLOCK ARGH RAPE ELVES KITTY

 

[CaptainWacky]

MY REVIEW OF THE LROD OF TEH RINGS


THERE IS A MAN NAMED FRODO AND HE HAS FURYY FEET FOR SOME REASON THEN I SKIPPED TO THE END AND IT WAS AN APPENDIX SO I WENT BACK A FEW PAGES AND SAM SAID "WELL I'M BACK" SO I ASSUME HE WENT SOMEWHERE THEN CAME BACK SOMEdya I'LL FIND OUT WHEN BUT FOR NOW I'VE GOT LOTS OF DRUGS TO DO SO BYE

 

[Tisiphone]

Word.

 

[Yub]

Could Wacky review Dune in a similar fashion I wonder?

 

[whisky]

Fried your brain playing bookworm?

 

[CaptainWacky]

MY REVIEW OF DUNE

THERE IS A DUKE OF LETO CALLED THE FIRST AND HE WANTS TO GO TO A SAND PLANET TO SEE WORMS AND THE FREEMAN WHO WEAR STILTSUITS TO MAKE THEMSELVES TALLER AND THEN THERE IS ANOTHER GUY WHO IS NOT A DUKE HE'S A BISHOP OR SOMETHING AND HE IS GAY AND WANTS TO KILL PEOPLE THEN IT SKIPS FORWARD TWO HUNDRED PAGES AND PAUL IS A MOD DIB AND HE HIS MOM IS A WITCH AND HIS SISTER IS CREEPY AND HE KILLS SOME GUY FOR SOME REASON AND SAYS "JIHAD!" AND THE PRINCESS IRULAN WRITES IT ALL DOWN ON HER TITS

 

[Bickendan]

Addendum: Paul doesn't want to see Irulan's tits because he's GHEY!

ZOMG LOKI IS THE MOD DIB!!!

 

[Cassie]

OMG I MUST SPREAD SOME TKARMA AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO WACKY AGAIN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MY REVIEW OF JURASSIC PARK

IT WANS'T AS GOOD AS TEH MOVIE!!