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I smell chips

whisky

Boobie inspector
Mmmmm chips and pie for tea tonight.
 
I thikn the best I'll get is nibbles, if there are any left.
 
PIGEON PIE?
 
Chicken pie
 
chips = fried potatoes? WHAT THE HELL ARE NIBBLES?
 
They are small toys british people had when they were young.

"Nibbles wobble but they dont fall down"
 
Weebles!
 
Damn they were tasty
 
AND MY AXE.
 
Stop confusing Americans!!

I was talking about the various party snacks at the party!
 
Were they wobbly?
 
We are easily frightened and confused, DAMMIT.

I thought nibbles might be some type of pie made from a pet or something.
 
It's cat pie
 
lol, futurama!!
 
MYSTERIOUS PIE!
 
this is so weird, MFERS! I was just going to post this under the heading :

Don't Fear me, Martha Stewart !

So I spent all frigging morning prepping for this new class tonight. But, I still had to really put some serious work on this "stain glass window" that's going in Henry Higgins' den. So I thought I'd make a chicken pot pie for the minions; dinner tonight cuz it's easy to assemble and basically just cooks itself.
EXCEPT I missed the little detail that the frozen puff pastry that rolls out easily and goes on top to make the crust, has to in fact, not be frozen.
Which it surely was.
Solidly.
The rolling pin sorta bounced off it.

So, I get the BRIGHT IDEA to put it on the microwave and do quick defrost for 3 minutes.
So it came out oozing liquid and the dough was all sticky.
So I grabbed it and pulled and sort of stretched it around the top of the pie....
the Good News is that I didnt have to poke holes in the crust to vent for steam....


it's cooked now; doesnt look very puffy....
 
omg! I get home at 9 PM starving and the little wankers have eaten it all! :rwmad:

now I shall have to have WINE for dinner!

wait
 
Liquid dinner is always the best dinner.

Unless you were looking for, you know, vitamins or protein or something.
 
Poontang pie for me tonight!
 
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