I stepped on a dorito

[Tisiphone]

I hope it suffered greatly.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I hope you taught it a lesson.

 

[Seph]

wtf is 1?

 

[Tisiphone]

A triangle of death!

 

[Seph]

bit like thaty bermuda thingy?

 

[Aquehonga]

I hope it suffered greatly.

Now why did you go & do that for?

Jesus fucking Christ!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH GREAT NOW I'M HUNGRY!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I stepped on a pop-top. Blew out my flip-flop.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

An old friend of mine has toured with his band on and off for decades.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What was his band's name?

 

[Cassie]

Did you also squish it between your toes?

 

[Laker_Girl]

WHAT DID THE DORITO EVER DO TO YOU?! Please! Just tell me it wasn't Nacho Cheese!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What was his band's name?

I meant my friend has toured with Jimmy Buffett's band on and off for decades.

Your lyrics are from "Margaritaville".

I need coffee.

 

[Cassie]

I'll get you, aeommai. JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE

 

[aeommai]

i cant stand to see my fellow doritos in so much pain.

also is that meant to sound kinky? because it sounded kinky!

 

[Dr Dave]

Like your av Tisi.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I mostly step on Tostitos.

I only step on Doritos when I'm in "one of those moods". And even then it's only Cool Ranch.

 

[whisky]

What about Mohitos?

 

[Conchaga]

I'll bet good money that there's a website devoted to dorito/foot fetish porn.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I meant my friend has toured with Jimmy Buffett's band on and off for decades.

Your lyrics are from "Margaritaville".

I need coffee.

I know, I was just having fun with you, GRAMMAR-STYLE!!