I stepped on a dorito

[Conchaga]

I'll give your site a visit. Thanks for the plug.

We don't give out plugs. I wouldn't use that if I were you.

 

[Ishcabittle]

sexy dorito

 

[Yub]

COLBERT, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE THE DORITO FROM TISI'S FOOT!?? DUTY OF CARE!! DUTY OF CAAARREEE!!!

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Next time, step on one of these:

 

[FBI parte due]

I just eat regular Doritos while doing lines of chili powder.

 

[Tisiphone]

It's still here on the ground at work, staring at me. IT WILL BE CRUSHED BY MY CHAIR

 

[Cassie]

Take your shoe off and pick up the pieces with your toes.

 

[Tisiphone]

And eat them with my feet??????

 

[Cassie]

NO.. drop them into the trash.

 

[Yub]

And eat them with my feet??????

Are you that flexible?

 

[Tisiphone]

Yes.

 

[Seph]

i have eaten far to many kids todays to possibly squeeze in a dorito, even a realy small1.

 

[Tisiphone]

Today it was a cheetoh.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That toe will be orange for DAYS. Damn preservatives.

 

[Tisiphone]

He'll suck it off.

 

[whisky]

Arent doretos basically just big crisps?

 

[Tisiphone]

Triangled.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I am so predictable, I saw this thread title and immediately thought I'd post the lyrics to Margaritaville, BUT I'D ALREADY DONE SO.

 

[Tisiphone]

At least you're consistent.

 

[Gagh]

Fucking snack-stamping slut!