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i think a big spider just crawled up my wall but

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
i can't tell it could just be my giddyness and the fever that's starting up. i'm sensing hullucinations are on the way. last time this happened(about this time last year infact) i saw the universe folding in on itself and being obliterated, so what this time? usually it's all based on whatever i saw before going to bed... TK HULLUCINATIONS?!

wait.. maybe if i look at some porn..
 
Let us sample the porn first so we can tell you it's acceptable.
 
Spiders are good luck, but don't let it poop on you!
 
HOW ACCEPTABLE ARE FAKE NEKKID PICS OF JOAN RIVERS?
 
That sounds like a nightmare.
 
Well that's usually what my fevers end up with.

Last time I thought I was going to cease to exist.
 
Spider poop would be preferable to Nekkid Joan Rivers pics IMHO!

Feel better soon!
 
Fuddlemiff,you have the wrong av if your gunna start seeing things.
 
WHAT KIND OF PORN??
 
If you did cease to exist you would never even know about it anyway.
 
No, but I was convinced that the rest of reality was being consumed and I would be next, so that was quite scary.

Last night I did indeed end up having annoying recurring dreams. The universe had fragmented and I had to fit the shards back together again like a giant jigsaw. Maybe it was some sort of metaphor for my immune system fighting off the virus?
 
Oooh, I had a long dream the other night I forgot to tell you about. It started out like the end of Razor and I was on the basestar and the nuke was about to go off...Starbuck was there but the rest were people I went to school with (they often populate my dreams)...we all got out on some shuttle or something...and I was looking back at the basestar hoping Starbuck would get out in time, and another ship flew out so she did. Then it blew up.

THEN the spaceshuttle somehow turned into a bus driving around Glasgow. Like, really erratically. And I was worried it was going to crash but none of the other passengers (still schoolmates) seemed concerned. I made the point that it would be ironic to die in a bus crash on the way home after escaping that basestar, but nobody acknowledged it. Then it just drove around for ages.

THERE, HOW'S THAT FOR DEEPLY PERSONAL.
 
Way cool too. :D I don't think I've ever had a BSG dream!
 
The driving around in a bus bit was much longer than the action.
 
Was it still out of control?
 
I can't remmber.
 
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