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I think I broke my toe

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I'd hit it, but she'd have to go easy on the broken toe.
 
... HOLY CRAP. What channel does she present on?
 
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My guess is LCI.

I don't really know because I just pulled the images from here.
 
my kinda news anchor...
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OMG she's hot.
 
Gagh said:
If TQ is responsible for handing out toes, is it his fault that the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES THEY'RE HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL TURTLE POWER only have two toes?

If so, WHAT A CRUEL BASTARD, IMHO.


They only got two toes fer each foot 'cause they wanted those GINORMOUS toes. If they'd just stuck with NORMAL size toes like I told 'em, I would'a given 'em all the toes they wanted.

But they had to go and get all uppity.
 
Fucking Turtles, eh?
 
THEY'RE HEROES IN A HALF SHELL!!!
 
I'll have to dig my copy of the TMNT II soundtrack outta the vault - the Vanilla Ice song, "Ninja Rap" is the FUCKING BOMB, YO!
 
Izzy from Neighbours should be a newsreader.
 
Ishcabittle said:
I'll have to dig my copy of the TMNT II soundtrack outta the vault - the Vanilla Ice song, "Ninja Rap" is the FUCKING BOMB, YO!

Yeah, it is. I once lip synced to that song in a high school lip synch contest.
 
I think I just broke Scarlett Johansson's tits.
 
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