I think I broke the jaw of a French person yesterday

[Mentalist]

In my defense he shouldn't have stepped to me with attitude the fucking garlic eating wank stain.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's French, you really don't have to say anything else.

I assume you're not posting from a jail cell, LOLohdear.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm sure he was asking for it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least it wasn't a french girl.

 

[headvoid]

This is unexpected.

French people are not known for their fighting skills.

 

[Gagh]

I broke somebody's jaw once, and then spent a whole weekend absolutely shitting myself that they would press charges. They didn't.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I broke my wrist play wrestling and started crying.

 

[Cassie]

I broke a ducks jaw once, then I ate it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ducks have bills.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats true.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I broke my leg play wrestling. Then I stood up. Ouch.

 

[Laker_Girl]

"I think I broke the jaw of a French person yesterday"

You're a new American hero, congrats!

 

[classichummus]

I cracked about 5 of my lower ribs snowboarding then went snowboarding again the next day just so I could do a competition. That was a bad idea. I don't recommend it to anybody.

 

[curiousa2z]

the Frenchman wont care anyway. He talks with his hands.

 

[Gagh]

"I think I broke the jaw of a French person yesterday"

You're a new American hero, congrats!

Hey - we started hating them over a thousand years before your country existed!

 

[Laker_Girl]

^^ That's where we get it from. French hating and Jaffe Cakes, England's two best imports.

 

[Gagh]

Here's to a future of mutual Gaul Bashing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I DIED IN A FIRE.

 

[curiousa2z]

and?

 

[Cassie]

HE ROSE FROM THE ASHES.