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I think I may start to hit on Tisi as a new year's resolution.

I'll get the food mixer!
 
Is that a sex toy??

*hopeful look*
 
Well, I don't think you wanna know what the egg beater is for.
 
It's a shame nobody who meets on TK has ever had sex in real life!
 
*ahem*
 
Has anyone on TK ever met up and NOT had sex? Apart from Eggs and Sardy, that is.
 
We're all whores.
 
I thought Conchaga and Tisi having sex was just a fake drama enabler or something.
 
No, that was real.
 
Except for the sex part. They did it with seashells, like in Demolition Man.
 
It was all very euphoric and we touched through glass.
 
LIKE IN WRATH OF KHAN?
 
My new year's resolution is to keep the Mario Kart Extreme high score from MENtalist. :rwmad:
 
I don't have any high scores.

*kills self*
 
I'M COMPATIBLE WITH TISI ACCORDING TO THAT BULLSHIT ASTROLOGY SHITE LOL.
 
My new year's resolution is to keep the Mario Kart Extreme high score from MENtalist. :rwmad:

Just don't mess with my Tetris high score I stole back from Ramen.:rwmad:
 
TOUCH MESS WITH MY TUTU!
 
You can't tell where the Thwomps are going to land.
 
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