I think I might have a thing for my Borg Engineering Officer

[Dirk Funk]

Is that normal?

 

[Mirah]

Yes. It is perfectly normal for this part of the internets.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She kinda looks like a more human version of Posh Spice-Becks.

 

[Tisiphone]

I hope that's part of her sash...

 

[headvoid]

She has chunky legs.

I think you are spending a little too much time playing the game Dirk.

Have you checked her settings to see if she can wear less clothes? If the answer is yes, then you need to worry.

 

[Tisiphone]

One of her legs looks like a Kansas zombie took a bite out of it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's amazing how faithful to the series that game is.

I always liked the Voyager ep where the Borg Madame tried to assimilate B'anana and Ensign Wildman into her gang of intergalactic prostitutes.

 

[Tisiphone]

Why can't I be an intergalactic prostitute?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You can, if you don't mind having really pointy calf muscles!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Start out by being a regular prostitute, and wear a tinfoil hat to attract those who might put you in contact with your desired clientele.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'll get to work on that!

 

['Gear]

Damn Dirk,

Tough crowd.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I hope that's part of her sash...

Oh it is. That's part of the Mirror Universe costume pack I got for my characters.

 

[Dirk Funk]

She has chunky legs.

I think you are spending a little too much time playing the game Dirk.

Have you checked her settings to see if she can wear less clothes? If the answer is yes, then you need to worry.

Sadly, that's the least amount possible. And yes, I did turn the "bust" setting all the way up on all my female bridge officers. Maybe I should post the rest of them.

 

[Harkley]

WHUT GAIM?

 

[Dirk Funk]

WHUT GAIM?

Star Trek Online.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Ok. here's the rest of my crew:

This is me, Tyralak.

Albar, Bolian Engineering Officer

Eipooyean, Rigelian Engineering Officer

Kildaga Sapuz, Betazoid Tactical Officer

Oshpee, Ferengi Engineering Officer

T'Lara, Vulcan Tactical Officer

Zel, Breen Tactical Officer

Zowzda Sbasa, Betazoid Science Officer

And of course you all met 2 of 5, my Borg Engineering Officer

 

[Gagh]

That Ferengi looks awful. The head had just been dropped on a body that doesn't fit.

 

[Dirk Funk]

That Ferengi looks awful. The head had just been dropped on a body that doesn't fit.

Yeah I know. That was one of the first bridge officers I was awarded in the game. I never changed much of her appearance. That's pretty much the stock look.

 

[whisky]

I like the way they all have massive tits