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I think I might kill myself

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's not something I would ever have expected myself to do, but circumstances are making it an inevitability.
 
We could always take poison together and sing sonnets in the rose Garden before laying in our tombs?
 
PM your real name before you do it, PLZ.

I'd like to make sure I'm crapping on the right grave...
 
I WILL NOW STAY ALIVE OUT OF DEFIANCE.
 
YOU SHOW THOSE BASTIDZ!
 
YOU.
 
I don't know what the HELL that is and frankly I don't care.
 
FOOD IS GOOD>
 
chocolate has an enzyme that will make you happy.
brownies are little chocolately / fudgy cakes and are quite popular among North Americans.
Having said that, MY recipe comes from FRY'S COCOA PURVEYORS OF FINE COCOA TO HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN.
 
I've heard that the brain can't tell the difference chemically between chocolate and an orgasm...
 
I don't have orgasms.
 
That's why you need CHOCOLATE!
 
No it's why I need sex with ducks.
 
To each their own, I suppose...
 
choclate doesn't make me orgasm
 
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CaptainWacky said:
It's not something I would ever have expected myself to do, but circumstances are making it an inevitability.

i would miss u greatly if u ever killed yerself & wound up dead. Please don't ever do that to me. lol
 
i'll try
 
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