I think I need to reinvent myself again

[CaptainWacky]

This persona's been around far too long for people to believe in it...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll need a new group of internet friends.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ideally they'd be quite thick so that they don't detect the scam right away.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe a masturbation discussion board.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I once stumbled upon (and it genuinely was an accident before you all make the obvious jokes) a site where men posted photographs of female celebrities they had masturbated over. Like, the photos had cum stains on them. I felt a bit sick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...because I didn't have any photographs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, it was horrible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anyway, this will probably be the last time any of you see me.

Goodnight!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who still uses actual photographs? HELLO, JAY-PEGZ!

 

[Dr Dave]

BYE CAPTAINWACKY!

 

[headvoid]

Hello new persona!

 

[Cassie]

You can't escape me.

 

[Dr Dave]

Remember CaptainWacky!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hi I'm new.

 

[Dr Dave]

Welcome to TK, have you meet Cassie yet? Don't mention dongs around her eh.

 

[The Tomtrek]

DO YOU LIKE MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG?

 

[Dr Dave]

What do you think about hats for bats?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DO YOU REMEMBER CHAKOTAY?

 

[headvoid]

I'm really not sure about this new poster. Can we be unreasonably mean to him for a week until I feel fully superior?

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't see why not.