I think I'm in love.

[Conchaga]

oh

 

[WillsZenith]

I once wiped my cock on her parents curtains, went downstairs stole her dads beer and went home.

That is orgasm...

 

[Conchaga]

that is theft

Never steal a man's beer after you've stolen his daughter's virginity.

 

[Ilyanna]

What's wrong with sharing sex stories?

Nobody has ever complained about mine.

It's different to read the sex stories of someone who isn't a socially challenged simpleton.

Exactly. hummus' stories make me say 'Fuck off', while Conchaga's make me scream 'Fuck ME!!'

 

[FBI parte due]

What if I can get through both people's posts without any kind of twitching body parts whatsoever?

Does that make me cold?

 

[Ilyanna]

nah. In hummus case, it makes you the owner of a strong stomach, in Conchaga's case, it makes you dead.

 

[FBI parte due]

Ouch.

No comedy answer escape from that one.

 

[Ilyanna]

Hey, you can always claim to simply be bored by the conservative sex practices or something...
Besides, dead guys can be fun, too!

 

[FBI parte due]

I'd blame the stimulants, but saying they kill my sex drive would be a lie the size of Greg's doubtlessly massive erection.

Or something.

 

[Ilyanna]

lol! See, one can ALWAYS find a reply if one really wants!

 

[Ilyanna]

Besides, we haven't tried to get a body part of yours to twitch by giving you female sex stories to read.
someone should call LC.....

 

[Dual]

Wheeeee, two hours of sleep following all night watching meteors north of Bakersfield.

 

[Conchaga]

Exactly. hummus' stories make me say 'Fuck off', while Conchaga's make me scream 'Fuck ME!!'

And you haven't pm'd me contact info yet, why?

 

[Ilyanna]

lol!
mainly because we have an ocean between us that keeps us from actually having fun, and cybering is so cliché
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msn: [email protected]
(I even promise to be online now and then )

 

[Gagh]

I found a pic of classic's girlfriend.

Spoiler

 

[Ilyanna]

:snicker:

 

[Yub]

FBI IS A ZOMBIE. GGGGGRRAAAA

 

[classichummus]

Besides, dead guys can be fun, too!

Care for a little bit of necrophilia?

 

[Dual]

classichummus:

yep! however, he doesn't really like sex, so it's different.

Not true at all. I like sex, but I'm not a lecherous, perverted teenager. You'll understand when you've got a few more years under your belt.

 

[Yub]

lecherous, perverted teenager.

This is why hummus and Loktar are friends. They're the same emotional age.