I think my sister's crazy.

[Dual]

I asked her what she wanted for her 16th birthday and she asked for bumper stickers or key chains. I even offered to get her something bigger, but she wants those bumper stickers.

 

[Dr Dave]

Low cost for you.

 

[Dr Dave]

Low cost for you.

 

[Dershocka]

Low cost for you.

 

[Yub]

1. Buy something big like a vacuum cleaner or a food processor or something.
2. Also buy a keychain.
3. Remove annoying lumpy piece of plastic from keychain.
4. Attach keychain to larger product.
5. ???????
6. PROFIT!!

 

[SaintLucifer]

I asked her what she wanted for her 16th birthday and she asked for bumper stickers or key chains. I even offered to get her something bigger, but she wants those bumper stickers.

Why not offer her something you want? Bed her.

 

[Dr Dave]

heh

 

[Yub]

I think Luci wants to bed his sister or quite possibly his mother. The latter option also makes it bestiality, so I think that one's the more likely.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I think Luci wants to bed his sister or quite possibly his mother. The latter option also makes it bestiality, so I think that one's the more likely.

I have a sister? Why has no one ever told me this before? Ah, never my mommy.

 

[Gonad]

She's not crazy. She just knows what she wants, and she wants it now. Get her a shitload of the bumperstickers and keychains she wants, so that she'll always have a spare to throw around.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Agreed. Get her what she wants.

 

[Dr Dave]

Its nice shes not demanding a game system or some shit.

 

[Loktar]

I asked her what she wanted for her 16th birthday and she asked for bumper stickers or key chains. I even offered to get her something bigger, but she wants those bumper stickers.

I had a hot girl come through my line at Walmart(when I worked there) tell me she was buying sexy pink panties for her brother for his birthday. Talk about a boner killer!

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps she was joking?

 

[Loktar]

Perhaps she was joking?

Thats what I thought but she was serious. Said her brother specifically asked for pink panties.

 

[Love Child]

Maybe her brother wanted to show them to his young friends claiming that he took them off some girl, but didn't want to buy them, so he asked his sister to purchase them for him.

 

[Dr Dave]

I know game systems are not shit, but they are expensive sometimes.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Maybe her brother wanted to show them to his young friends claiming that he took them off some girl, but didn't want to buy them, so he asked his sister to purchase them for him.

That sounds completely plausible.

 

[Loktar]

That sounds completely plausible.

If it were the truth.

Why would she lie?

 

[Dr Dave]

Ones sister would not usually buy you panties, I would think.