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I think wanking over women based on attractiveness is my typical male obsession

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Well, what can you do? Loose wrist. Strong Hand. Cock. Jism.

It's a fucking accident waiting to be jerked off, isn't it?
 
I need to approach things from an angle to wank properly now. A KURT ANGLE?
 
OMG PARODY WANKING IN TEH MINEFIELDS?
 
Not so much a parody as THE TRUTH.
 
Documentation of Wacky's technique!
 
If ya were not meant to jerk off, the universe would stop you (it knows how to stop things).
 
brain chemistry
 
It would stop you with science!
 
Emma is reading this thread, I think.
 
See, my squeezing the base on the upstroke thingie there just makes me a prophet.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Emma is reading this thread, I think.
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This would not suprise me!
 
But it would excite you.
 
Starbys has avoided the Karma purge. All hail starbys!
 
ZOIDBERG
 
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