I think you're some kind of parakeet!

[Dr Dave]

Dr. Dave should like birds, he has a duck in his av for god's sake.

Who said I dislike birds?

TELL ME NOW.

 

[Dr Dave]

Gotta go with the last one there Eggs.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I fucking hate parakeets. Squawking, crapping, pieces of shit.

 

[Dr Dave]

They talk A LOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHEEP CHEEP

 

[Dr Dave]

*tosses a pen at CaptainWacky*

!!!

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I fucking HATE them! :hitler:

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about chimps?

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes Robbert, what about them?

WELL SIR?

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

In what fucking way is a chimp like a parakeet?

 

[Homo Erectus]

they both look funny when you jam a stick of dynamite up their ass?

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

You could say that regarding just about everything.

 

[Homo Erectus]

well yes. What's your point?

 

[The Question]

For those of you wondering what a parakeet is:

In much the same manner that a paramilitary organization resembles an officially sanctioned military organization, a parakeet bears a strong resemblance to an officially sanctioned keet.

 

[Loktar]

well yes. What's your point?

*rams a stick of dynamite up Homo Erectus' ass*

 

[Homo Erectus]

*squeeks*

 

[Lilac]

No fear, Zonker-- the ferret forgot to light the stick.

 

[Loktar]

D'OH!

 

[Dr Dave]

See there's your problem there...

You let a ferret do a complex task, that's like asking a tribble not to have kids. It just doesn't work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They both exist.