I thought up some killer topics.

[Mentalist]

But I forgot them, TK has been down too long, I can't remember this shit.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'm glad I missed all this.

I just can't handle any more disappointment.

 

[Mentalist]

I started self harming over TK being down. Then I came to my senses and stopped and made a strawberry milkshake and watched 24.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

How long was it down?

 

[Mentalist]

About thirteen years.

 

[Mentalist]

Longer than Nimoy at a Trek convention.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

LOL

That sounds about right.

 

[Conchaga]

It felt like days.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I come up with great topics all throughout the day but when I'm actually here I can't remember them and just post "MONKEY ANUS: YOUR THOUGHTS" and the like.

 

[Conchaga]

Since when was the Mine Field about creativity?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I posted a year-old story about Natalie shaving her head. That's how bad things got.

SAVE ME FLORENCE HENDERSON!

 

[Conchaga]

BALLS!!! BIG BALLS!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Here are my top ten threads I would have made:

- WHY DOES MY ANUS ITCH SOMETIMES WHEN I AM SURE I WIPED ALL THE WAY?
- YEH I THINK MANDI IS KINDA RETARDED BUT WHY ALL THE THREADS?
- KIRK CAMERON: JUST LOOK AT HIM NOW
- MY FAVORITE BLOG
- TURKEY
- OMG WHERE IS GRANDTHEFTCOW?
- DID KERB CRAWLER GET RID OF THE CLAP WHILE HE WAS AWAY?
- CAN YOU GET THE CLAP FROM SOMEONE WHEN THEY RAPE YOU?

And something something.

 

[Conchaga]

eh..

 

[CaptainWacky]

The last creative thing I did was Freestyle Buffy, but after MM deleted them I devoted myself soley to idiocy.