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I thought up some killer topics.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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But I forgot them, TK has been down too long, I can't remember this shit.
 
I'm glad I missed all this.

I just can't handle any more disappointment.
 
I started self harming over TK being down. Then I came to my senses and stopped and made a strawberry milkshake and watched 24.
 
How long was it down?
 
About thirteen years.
 
Longer than Nimoy at a Trek convention.
 
LOL

That sounds about right.
 
It felt like days.
 
I come up with great topics all throughout the day but when I'm actually here I can't remember them and just post "MONKEY ANUS: YOUR THOUGHTS" and the like.
 
Since when was the Mine Field about creativity?
 
I posted a year-old story about Natalie shaving her head. That's how bad things got.

SAVE ME FLORENCE HENDERSON!
 
BALLS!!! BIG BALLS!!
 
Here are my top ten threads I would have made:

- WHY DOES MY ANUS ITCH SOMETIMES WHEN I AM SURE I WIPED ALL THE WAY?
- YEH I THINK MANDI IS KINDA RETARDED BUT WHY ALL THE THREADS?
- KIRK CAMERON: JUST LOOK AT HIM NOW
- MY FAVORITE BLOG
- TURKEY
- OMG WHERE IS GRANDTHEFTCOW?
- DID KERB CRAWLER GET RID OF THE CLAP WHILE HE WAS AWAY?
- CAN YOU GET THE CLAP FROM SOMEONE WHEN THEY RAPE YOU?

And something something.
 
eh..
 
The last creative thing I did was Freestyle Buffy, but after MM deleted them I devoted myself soley to idiocy.
 
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