I told a man

[eloisel]

That he could kiss my ass.

He asked, "Really? How much will that cost?"

I said, "It is good that you know nothing is ever really free."

 

[Consumer]

Ass is never free...

 

[Homo Erectus]

Mine is.

 

[SuN]

I once told a man I would strangle him with a dog chain in a 'secks accident'


kek that was funneh

 

[eloisel]

I once told a man I would strangle him with a dog chain in a 'secks accident'


kek that was funneh

Did you put him in the closet?

 

[eloisel]

I had a well endowed boyfriend who was always bragging about the size of his cock and spouting off that I should be thankful to have such a being as him paying attention to me. So, one day while we were taking a joint shower I handcuffed him to the shower rod - which was screwed into the wall. He got all excited because he thought I was about to get kinky up in there. But, I dried off and dressed and went out to gather up the available women in our apartment complex to come in and take a look at wonder boy. The ladies were sufficiently impressed and I eventually let him loose. Don't know why he stayed with me for so long. He didn't say crap like that to me ever again though.

 

[Cock]

bad!

 

[eloisel]

Yes. I was. But, I've seen the error of my ways and won't ever do such a thing again. Promise. And, no, my fingers aren't crossed behind my back.

 

[Cock]

well alright.

 

[eloisel]

LOL - and you believed me.

 

[SuN]

I had a well endowed boyfriend who was always bragging about the size of his cock and spouting off that I should be thankful to have such a being as him paying attention to me. So, one day while we were taking a joint shower I handcuffed him to the shower rod - which was screwed into the wall. He got all excited because he thought I was about to get kinky up in there. But, I dried off and dressed and went out to gather up the available women in our apartment complex to come in and take a look at wonder boy. The ladies were sufficiently impressed and I eventually let him loose. Don't know why he stayed with me for so long. He didn't say crap like that to me ever again though.

one word.....AWESOME!!!