I took a poll to see who is the best Dr Dave

[Ilyanna]

Only the government can be clueless enough to not spot the difference between Coke and Pepsi immediately! (But it's a good thing Dr Dave is helping them out, for he, without doubt, is a master expert in all things soda!)

 

[Cassie]

The second best Dr Dave keeps poking me with a stick.

 

[Ilyanna]

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T ACCEPT ANY PILLZLOL FROM HIM!

 

[whisky]

Are you sure its a stick?

 

[Loktar]

Its a pepperoni dildo.....er...I mean....HEY WHATS GOING ON HERE?

 

[Gagh]

IN CELEBRATION, HERE IS THE FIRST GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULT FOR "DR DAVE IS HAPPY"

 

[FBI parte due]

That Dr Dave looks like he has access to all kinds of pillzlol.

 

[Ilyanna]

I can see his right eye. I don't think he is really happy.

 

[Dr Dave]

This thread is taking a disturbing turn.

Mostly because it's talking about other Dr Dave's other then me!

 

[Ilyanna]

Don't be disturbed, we are just comparing other Dr Daves in order to stress the fact that, really, there is no Dr Dave like the real Dr Dave.

 

[Dr Dave]

Reminds me of a story.

 

[Ilyanna]

Something to do with witches, hurricanes, and bricks?

 

[Dr Dave]

And Strong ducks.

 

[Ilyanna]

YOU ARE THE TOTALLY BESTEST DR DAVE, DR DAVE!! (and you're good for my ego)

 

[Cassie]

Dr Dave stabbed me with a spork.

 

[Ilyanna]

Yeah but he did it lovingly!

 

[Dr Dave]

Dr Dave stabbed me with a spork.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only the government can be clueless enough to not spot the difference between Coke and Pepsi immediately! (But it's a good thing Dr Dave is helping them out, for he, without doubt, is a master expert in all things soda!)

He can tell the difference by sound.

 

[Dr Dave]

You know me so well CaptainWacky.

 

[The Tomtrek]

That's because he wrote your unofficial biography: "Dr Dave - Of Geese and Nuns"