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I used to be smart...

Volpone

Volpone

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In fifth grade I was an excellent speller. I did the little "quiz bowl" thing in high school. And I've always enjoyed watching "Jeopardy"--I was pretty good at it and always thought I had a shot as a contestant.

A few years ago I took the online quiz to be selected and didn't get in. Still...that doesn't mean anything. And now there's another one coming up, so I'm-a try again.

But I don't have high hopes. The last couple nights I've watched I sucked at it--not having an answer, getting the answer wrong. I dunno if I'm getting stupider or what. :(

Ah well. At least I have mah Sudokus.
 
Yeah, you're getting old.
Your loss of intelligence plus your new car are clear indicators that you're going through a mid-life crisis IMO. :bergman:
 
More worrying is the fact that you're into Sudoku.
 
Hey, don't diss Sudoku!
It's what got me into university. It was a very small part but it was necessary. :bailey:
 
Lying about my dead grandpa got me into university, but I don't brag about that either.
 
Yeah, well, you jews always get extra advantages.
 
Prehensile penises, for one.
 
Isn't that called a foreskin?
 
I had to look that up. That's just wrong. :(
 
The foreskin is simply a prison holding your penis back from its full potential.
 
I dunno, I've seen some guys do some really fucked-up shit with their foreskins.
 
Did they like Sudoku, too?
 
No, but prepare to see the vacuucock!

Penis-ouch.jpg
 
There really is something wrong with you guys.
 
I blame it on the fact that I'm American.

That, and the internet for allowing me to think shit like that is really funny.
 
That's a pretty safe bet.
 
I blame Tom Hanks.
 
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