I want a Jack Harkness Coat

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I have been looking everywhere online for an RAF Coat like Jack Harkness from Torchwood. Unfortunately, the closest I have gotten is this:

http://www.hellocosplay.com/black-grey-5-captain-jack-harkness-wool-trench-coat-p-2079.html

It's not bad, but it's not a replica. Wtf? Why is it so hard to find?

 

[whisky]

Who would have thought that a coat made 60 years ago, in exactly your size, made in a country 3,000 miles away from where you live would be so hard to get hold of?

 

[Henoch]

You need one with fur around the collar so you can scare off spiders.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Who would have thought that a coat made 60 years ago, in exactly your size, made in a country 3,000 miles away from where you live would be so hard to get hold of?

Smartass.

 

[headvoid]

You need to go into a charity shop somewhere near RAF Catterick in North Yorkshire, they will have loads there.

(seriously, you probably have to look in a UK Army surplus shop and the shipping will kill you)

 

[Tisiphone]

I can't believe there's not a shop somewhere in Cardiff that specializes in Captain Jack replica.

 

[whisky]

Coats, or the man himself?

 

[Tisiphone]

Both.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Tweet JOHN BARROWMAN (he must have Twitter, he's a professional loudmouth), begging for a Captain Jack coat in your size as it'll really cheer up your newborn, who has foot cancer and needs an expensive metal foot operation, so some money wouldn't go amiss either.

 

[Tisiphone]

And if your cock is big, show him a picture of that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

So I found one, but it is too damned expensive

http://www.ecrater.com/p/7655551/dark-gray-woolen-cloth-torchwood#

My mom wanted to get me one for x-mas, but I do believe that is far out of her budget.

 

[whisky]

Did you imagine a full length coat to be a lot cheaper?

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Around a hundred, yes.

 

[whisky]

Just be greatful you arent trying to buy a full length leather coat then, you might just have a heart attack

 

[headvoid]

Start to make one out of the skin of dead rats, and then tell her it was the only way.

Soon, her budget will increase

 

[Tisiphone]

That's cool that your mom wants to buy it for you, though.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Well, I need a nice warm coat, it's Christmas, and I'm obsessed with John Barrowman. She knows how to add.

 

[JOHN BARROWMAN]

I can't blame you, I'm a little obsessed with me too!

 

[headvoid]

I for one, welcome the world famous John Barrowman to this thread.

The avatar in particular is most excellent.