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I want some steak

Cassie if some orphans showed up at your door would you give them steak or would you utter the double negative phrase "there ain't no such thing as a free lunch" and slam the door?
 
Fuck me, I've been thinking about having a nice steak for a couple of weeks now. The problem is, I'm a bit of a steak snob. Unless I make it myself, I really only want it from a place like Ruth's Chris or Morton's. Outback just don't cut it for me.
 
I would IN FACT tell the little orphans to GTFO after using the deadly double negative phrase, THEN I'd slam the door.

FBI, I'll ship a leg o' cow to you, but only if you ain't no orphan.
 
And when you do have that steak, think about how nice and wonderful it will taste Think about the knife you will use to cut it with. Think about the napkin you will use to wipe your lips of the juice. Damn I just made my mouth water. Yes.
 
*like*

Not really, but I've been on fb for far too long now the last couple of days.
I am going to *like* everyone's karma comments for a few days just to be annoying.
 
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