I want to be all things to all people

[CaptainWacky]

It hurts me that I can't.

 

[Gagh]

Hit the ones that you can't be everything to with a steel chair.

 

[Tisiphone]

Then unleash elves on them.

 

[Gagh]

Yes. Starved elves.

 

[Dr Dave]

who rape people

 

[Gagh]

And by people, we mean midgets. Yeah. Do that. Hit them with steel chairs, then release starved, midget-raping elves on them.

 

[Dr Dave]

It must be done

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

So say we all.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Yes. Starved elves.

How do you starve an elf? They're the ones who make the Keebler cookies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I DON'T SEE HOW IT WOULD HELP.

 

[Dr Dave]

Is Wacky beyond our help?!?

 

[Cassie]

Can you be WILLIAM SHATNER?

 

[Dr Dave]

I can do an ok impression of him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm the one giving the help.

 

[Cassie]

WELL CAN YOU BE WILLIAM SHATNER OR NOT?

 

[FBI parte due]

We're all William Shatner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

In our hearts. But not our livers.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Liver is evil and must be punished.

 

[Dr Dave]

I want some pie

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's scruffy looking?