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I want to cut off my penis

wizer

TK addict
Are there any special doctors out there who can cut off my genitals completely under anesthetic? I want to get a painless operation done of cutting it all off once and for all!

I've been thinking about it for the last couple of days now. Here are some of the reasons why I want to cut it off that I will list in no order of importance:

1. I don't like the way it looks. The color of it does not match up with the rest of my body. If I was a lady one of my deal-breakers would be to never date a guy whose penis does not match the color of the rest of the skin on his body.

2. I've been a masturbation addict for 11 years. I can't stop it. I don't want to stop it. So the only option is to cut it off so I don't have access to it.

3. I've never been able to orgasm while having intercourse in the past.

4. I want to kill off any sexual desires and feelings I have.

5. It's really an unnecessary organ on my body much like my appendix. I don't see any use for it anymore. Honestly it's nothing but an ugly worthless piece of garbage that should have never came with the package when my body was born into this world!

I'm sure I'll think of more reasons to cut it off as time goes on.

By the way I should go ahead and get my appendix taken out ASAP while I'm thinking about it. I'll never know when it will get infected. I remember one of my ex girlfriends from 6 years ago having appendicitis. I took her to the emergency room. She was in unimaginable excruciating pain!

One of my uncles on my mom's side had it too. He didn't tell anyone about it until it was on the verge of bursting.

Are there any doctors out there that can perform a painless operation of cutting off my genitals?
 
Well, I don't see anyone here stopping you. Go for it.

You think I should do it myself?

I was going to find a doctor but they might want to run all tests on me..you know those psych tests and I dont want to bother with that.

So just go for it? Take a serrated steak knife and start slicing? Bite a bullet or something? It sounds like it might be painful...
 
I always enjoy saving humanity. Doing God's work. I consider myself something of a superhero/savior.


Are you going to remove my penis with one quick chop or will it take many slices? How will you stop the bleeding, and will it be a sterile environment?

I know that I will be sterile afterwards and thats fine, but I dont want to get an infection. Bugs are everywhere!
 
Many, many slices.
Your penis will be fed to the first dog, squirrel or whoever as I toss it out in the street.
My apartment is filthy most of the time so no sterile environment.
 
Many, many slices.
Your penis will be fed to the first dog, squirrel or whoever as I toss it out in the street.
My apartment is filthy most of the time so no sterile environment.

That doesn't sound good at ALL.

Even though I hate my penis and I slam the door on it all the time I don't want to get it sliced up piece by piece in a dirty house.

Can't you at least clean the bathroom first?
 
That doesn't sound good at ALL.

Even though I hate my penis and I slam the door on it all the time I don't want to get it sliced up piece by piece in a dirty house.

Can't you at least clean the bathroom first?

No.

You want me remove your penis for free we do it my way.
 
But..but..it sounds so...unsanitary.

:frown:

Well why bother cleaning the bathroom beforehand? Its just gonna get all bloody and the toilet my get backed up and overflow if I decide to flush your penis instead of feed it to the dogs. I'm not cleaning the bathroom twice.
 
Well why bother cleaning the bathroom beforehand? Its just gonna get all bloody and the toilet my get backed up and overflow if I decide to flush your penis instead of feed it to the dogs. I'm not cleaning the bathroom twice.

You won't have to. Clean it beforehand, slice off my penis, spread the chunks around, then get the dog in there. It will be spotless.
 
You won't have to. Clean it beforehand, slice off my penis, spread the chunks around, then get the dog in there. It will be spotless.

That could work....

Can I ass rape the dog? Give him my bone before he eats your bone?
 
That could work....

Can I ass rape the dog? Give him my bone before he eats your bone?

Why not just train him to attack me and bite my dick off, and save all those in between steps?

It will be a win/win for everyone.
 
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