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I want to cut off my penis

wizer said:
Why not just train him to attack me and bite my dick off, and save all those in between steps?

It will be a win/win for everyone.
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How about I train a pony to bite your weiner off, kill your parents and force you to eat them at a chili cook-off.
 
Loktar said:
How about I train a pony to bite your weiner off, kill your parents and force you to eat them at a chili cook-off.
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How could I possibly refuse such a generous offer!

That better be one trick pony.

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wizer said:
Are there any special doctors out there who can cut off my genitals completely under anesthetic? I want to get a painless operation done of cutting it all off once and for all!

I've been thinking about it for the last couple of days now. Here are some of the reasons why I want to cut it off that I will list in no order of importance:

1. I don't like the way it looks. The color of it does not match up with the rest of my body. If I was a lady one of my deal-breakers would be to never date a guy whose penis does not match the color of the rest of the skin on his body.

2. I've been a masturbation addict for 11 years. I can't stop it. I don't want to stop it. So the only option is to cut it off so I don't have access to it.

3. I've never been able to orgasm while having intercourse in the past.

4. I want to kill off any sexual desires and feelings I have.

5. It's really an unnecessary organ on my body much like my appendix. I don't see any use for it anymore. Honestly it's nothing but an ugly worthless piece of garbage that should have never came with the package when my body was born into this world!

I'm sure I'll think of more reasons to cut it off as time goes on.

By the way I should go ahead and get my appendix taken out ASAP while I'm thinking about it. I'll never know when it will get infected. I remember one of my ex girlfriends from 6 years ago having appendicitis. I took her to the emergency room. She was in unimaginable excruciating pain!

One of my uncles on my mom's side had it too. He didn't tell anyone about it until it was on the verge of bursting.

Are there any doctors out there that can perform a painless operation of cutting off my genitals?
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what's the big dea;l?if Isis from america's next top model can live with a penis,so can you.
 
Don't cut it off you idiot, I say you dip it in beer batter after soaking it overnight in buttermilk and deep fry it bacon grease.
 
I vote for you mutilating it. Use a George Foreman grill on it. Paint it a few wild colors. Add a few more balls. Inject your scrotum with hot brake fluid. Make a YOUTUBE.
You will get more dates with chicks with a bizzare looking package.
 
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