I want to destroy Natalie Portman

[CaptainWacky]

I don't just want to have sex with her or (LOL!) "make love to her" I want to OWN every inch of her, fuck every part of her body, ravish her, bite her nipples off, eat her flesh, use her up until there's absolutely nothing left but an empty shell and everything she was is utterly mine. ASK ME AGAIN WHY I COULD NEVER LOVE YOU.

 

[Gonad]

I like this post.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky rocks!

 

[Acrimonious]

I don't just want to have sex with her or (LOL!) "make love to her" I want to OWN every inch of her, fuck every part of her body, ravish her, bite her nipples off, eat her flesh, use her up until there's absolutely nothing left but an empty shell and everything she was is utterly mine. ASK ME AGAIN WHY I COULD NEVER LOVE YOU.

You are very aptly named.

 

[Ishcabittle]

:nod:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd let Natalie chop my hands off if she wanted to.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'd even give her my iPod if she has the sexes with me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T GET CRAZY NOW