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I want to eat a big bar of choclate with bacon wrapped around it.

Just curry or like curry chicken and fried rice?
 
ALL OF IT TOGETHER IN A BIG VAT OF OIL!!
 
Yummmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
 
I want to eat a big bar of choclate with bacon wrapped around it.

2 great tasted that DON'T taste great together!
 
You know this how?
 
Someone battered him and deep fried him.

lol FRIED PICKLES ARE GOOD TOO!!!
 
Everything tastes good friend. Even babies...ESPECIALLY babies.
 
I just had a Kit-Kat bar. It was my one piece of Halloween candy all week.

I'll have some bacon on whatever sandwich I get for lunch and call it even.
 
HAVE A ROAST BOAR
 
"THEN HE, THE GRINCH, HIMSELF, RAPED THE ROAST BEAST."
 
Wacky would eat a rock if it was deep fried. Neighbours told me so.
 
The TV show? Do they all just look at you from the screen and tell you things?
 
Well it was an unusual episode. There's a British character, so they were talking about our food and which Dr.Who is the best.
 
Apparently we're not allowed to eat bacon now, its one of the foods associated with almost certain death.

Mind you, eating any food will still give you a certain death, I guess some just bring the date forward a tad.
 
Why not go to the next level? I'm thinking chocolate covered butter. Hmmm, now THAT sounds delicious. Naw fuck that. Still too pussified. Chocolate covered LARD. That'll put hair on your parts!
 
Ever heard of deep fried Mars bars?

My thought exactly on reading the title.

They are so damn good.
 
So they acutally exist? None of the chippies around here have ever done them, as far as I know (though of course the media claims that everyone on Scotland dines on deep fried Mars bars and heroin every night.)
 
Deep fried herion goes straight to my @$$!
 
(The heroin part is true, of course.)
 
I shoot the Colonel between my toes!
 
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