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I want to go to AFRICA

You're not coming to Scotland anyway. We don't have enough Africans for you.
 
You have plenty of FILTHY GOD-HATING MUSLO'S, don't you?
 
Hey Wacky can I come to Scotland and lead a national revolt against the English then be king once I liberate the land?
 
1) Yes, the filthiest.
2) Yes but you'll need a Princess Di figure on your side to capture the public's imagination.
 
And Mel Gibson doesn't count.
 
What if he just kicks a terrorist in the balls like that guy who was in the news a few months ago?
 
There was actually a few guys, but John Smeaton was lucky enough to make the "this is Glasgow, we'll set about ya!" comment. He understood how marketing works.
 
In other news, a kid in the year above me who dropped out of state school to pursue a lucrative career in GRAPHIC DESIGN is now running around on Facebook asking people if they know where he can find a job.
 
He understood how marketing works.

already booked him for a store opening...

And do it - Europe is another good option and you have a young brain so languages are picked up easily. Some italian piece of gorgeousness will probably take you under their wing and whisper italian into your ear until you are fluent.

South Africa is cool, but I know a couple of people who work with me and came from there. They do feel the country is broken, corrupt and almost beyond redemption.
 
That's what makes it so fun!

I am thinking Italy is the better option, though. At least when I'm jobless and prostituting myself for heroin the government will still support my efforts. Plus UNIBO would let me continue learning Arabic and IR.
 
Soon he'll be dead...

DEAD TIRED OF ALL THE TERRORIST CODDLERS AND MUSLIM FIDDLERS UP IN LONDON, I TELL YOU WHAT
 
I bet they don't even have internet in Africa!
 
True, how many Africans have ever posted in the Mine Field? Answer: Henoch and Castek.
 
Castek now rules 3 African nations with an iron fist (he claims it's a gavel and he's maintaining civil order through the rule of lore).
 
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