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The most amazing sandwich technology since Fluffer-Nutter!
You're kids will go crazy for:
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Menty's Famouse Spreadable Balls!
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That's right! Never again will your sandwiches taste drab, unsalty, or flacid. Trust in Menty's Famouse Spreadable Balls to make that dinner party, bah mitzva, or parole hearing complete!