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I want to lick Freema Agyeman's eyeballs

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
To be honest I might want to scoop them out and swallow them whole.

Is that unusual?
 
Nawh. She's wun fine lookin' negro! I's wanna tap dat ass!
 


I'd lick them good.
 
That's about as hygienic as swapping around uncleaned contacts!
 
I want to bit her nose off too.
 
FUN FREEMA AGYMAN FACT: When Freema Agyman was sent the prototype for the Martha Jones action figure to review, she sent it back asking that they increase the size of the action figures ass to match her own ample behind.
 
Oh don't get me started on what I'd do to her ass...
 
She has some very visible pockmarks on her face. Any idea what they're from?
 
The fact that she's not a plastic "valley girl" type you americans demand on tv?
 
OMG SHE'S NOT WEARING POUR REDUCING FOUNDATION
 
Looks like chickenpox scars, IMO. She looks a little bit like Dee in that picture.
 
Dee from "What's Happenin'?"
 
Battlestar Galactica :rwmad:
 
Mm, Kandyse is another girl with VERY lickable eyeballs...
 


NOOOO!
 
She looks like a honky.
 
It's a dream sequence.
 
To be honest I might want to scoop them out and swallow them whole.

Is that unusual?

As Troll Kingdom's resident Eye Doc, I ahve to advise you that this is neither healthy, nor acceptable behavior.
 
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