I want to put on

[Big Dick McGee]

My my my my my Boogie shoes, and boogie with you!

 

[Gagh]

OMG SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER BDM ACTION FIGURE WITH PLASTIC BLUE UNDERPANTS AND A GLITTERY LEOTARD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL PAUL AND LYN HAVE SEX IN HAROLD'S BED AND SKY WALKS IN ON THEM AND HIS A MISCARRIAGE JUST AS STINGRAY POPS RACHEL's BALLOON

 

[Gagh]

PAUL THEN RAPES THE MISCARRIED FOETUS WITH HIS FALSE LEG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES AND IZZY AND MAX HAVE INCEST BUT THEN FIND OUT THEY AREN'T REALLY RELATED SO THEY'RE DISGUSTED AND SUSAN DIGS UP ALEX'S REAMINS TO ASK HIM IF SHE SHOULD SUCK OFF KARL BUT ZEKE STEALS THE BONES AND BUILDS A RACEHORSE OUT OF THEM AND JANELLE STEALS IT AS PART OF A MONEY MAKING SCHEME AND BREE IS FAT

 

[Gagh]

THEN ZEKE DOES THE FUNKY CHICKEN BECAUSE CAMERON / ROBBIE HAS JUST INJECTED HIM WITH WEED KILLER. HE FLIPS OUT AND STINGRAY IS FORCED TO HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH A CRICKET BAT, MUCH TO THE DISGUST OF LOU WHO WAS WATCHING HOBBIT PORN ON HIS LAPTOP, FORCING HAROLD TO GO MENTAL AND SHOOT HIM WITH A SHOTGUN, MAKING ZEKE GO SILENT AGAIN UNTIL SUSAN ATTACHES ELECTRODES TO HIS NIPPLES. THIS MAKES THEM PRODUCE MILK, WHICH THEY ALL SLIP ON AND LOSE THEIR MEMORIES, EXCEPT IZZY, WHO RUBS HER BREASTS ON THEM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN NED RISES OUT OF A SHALLOW GRAVE IN THE GARDEN AND SAYS "PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL CALLING ERICA KANE MARTIN BRENT CUDAHY CHANDLER MONTGOMERY MARRICK LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL I'M DYING

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL PAUL KING'S THUMB WAS INSTALLED AS DICTATOR OF SWAZILAND LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL MISSUS MANGEL RETURNS NEXT WEEK