I want to turn into a monstrous creature of greater than human size and crush you all

[CaptainWacky]

KILL KILL KILL, CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH

GOING TO KICK SOME HEADS OFF

I'LL MAKE YOU UNDESTAND MY POINT OF VIEW

I'LL DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE: I'LL KILL

HAHAHA YOUR BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE A RIVER OF FEAR

DIE DIE

FUCKING STEP ON YOU ALL KICK YOU ALL CRUSH YOU THROW YOU INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN FUCKING TILT THE EARTH AND EMPTY YOU ALL INTO THE VOID

HAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAAH

KRAMER!

I'M GOING TO SUPLEX YOU, I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND FUCK YOUR ASS! I'LL HUMBLE YOU!

KRAMER!!!!!!!!!!

Is that too much to ask?

 

[headvoid]

Have you been watching crackerjack again?

 

[Ishcabittle]

I think it's a lovely idea... put some flowers in your monster hair, maybe a nice designer watch to compliment the look, just lovely all the way 'round.

 

[curiousa2z]

^Take Ish - it's not like he's gonna be getting any presents from Santa anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SANTA WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME.

 

[curiousa2z]

duh! you would too, if you had his physique:

"... a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Santa and his friend Jesus have been getting away with too much crap for too many years.

 

[curiousa2z]

Now, Wacky, dont be so cross at that good old Pagan Archetype, Santa.

As you well know, Santa and Jesus dont have anything in common except that Saturnalia (the Festival of Saturn) was celebrated from DEC-17 to 23 in the Roman Empire. The Roman Emperor Aurelian blended Saturnalia with a number of birth celebrations of savior Gods from other religions, into a single holy day: DEC-25. After much argument, the developing Christian church adopted this date as the birthday of their savior, Jesus. The good folk of the Roman Empire were accustomed to celebrating the birth of a God (Attis, Mithros and Dionysius, just to name three off the top of my head) on that day anyway, so it was easy for the church to divert people's attention to Jesus' birth. Propaganda, my friend, propaganda. It's not anything new.
Dont be hatin' Santa!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Christmas, in nearly its entirety, comes from the Babylonian celebration of the birth of Nimrod.

The tree is the babylonian symbol for an erection. The decorations are the babylonian symbol for worshipping the erection. The presents under the tree are babylonian symbols of fertility.

Next time you hang some of those christmas balls on the tree, you are symbolically fondling male testicles.

And none of that is a joke.

Alexander Hyslop "The Two Babylons"

Christ was born elsewhen.

 

[Conchaga]

Now, Wacky, dont be so cross at that good old Pagan Archetype, Santa.

As you well know, Santa and Jesus dont have anything in common except that Saturnalia (the Festival of Saturn) was celebrated from DEC-17 to 23 in the Roman Empire. The Roman Emperor Aurelian blended Saturnalia with a number of birth celebrations of savior Gods from other religions, into a single holy day: DEC-25. After much argument, the developing Christian church adopted this date as the birthday of their savior, Jesus. The good folk of the Roman Empire were accustomed to celebrating the birth of a God (Attis, Mithros and Dionysius, just to name three off the top of my head) on that day anyway, so it was easy for the church to divert people's attention to Jesus' birth. Propaganda, my friend, propaganda. It's not anything new.
Dont be hatin' Santa!

Let's skip the dating process so we can just get married. Any woman who can rattle off that bit of info NEEDS to have my last name.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Santa is fat lol?

 

[Dr Dave]

that he is

 

[Loktar]

Santa is fat lol?

He's not fat he's big boned.

 

[CaptainWacky]

the cunt

 

[Loktar]

You're getting coal for Xmas I bet.

 

[headvoid]

Hogmanay

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm getting bacon.

 

[Conchaga]

*holds up the mistletoe*

What're you trying to do!? Poison me!? The wedding is OFF!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Worthless human being posts worthless thread shocker.