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I was gone by the way.

Mentalist

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And it didn't seem like a case of 'gone but not forgotten.' You ketchup encased fan blades of bastardom.
 
I slit my wrists 63 times instead of the usual 51, I'll have you know!
 
SEE HOW GOOD I KEPT THE SECRET? PEOPLE FORGOT YOU AFTER LIKE 10 MINUTES!

DAMN IM GOOD.
 
You were always on my mind, you were always on my miiiind
 
I SLIT GAGH'S WRISTS 59359 TIMES INSTEAD OF THE USUL 0.000000000000008 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
 
I was staring at the wall...anxiously awaiting your return.

Or something...
 
Oooh, bitchy!
 
Eh? Nooooo...it was supposed to be semi-sarcastic...not bitchy.
 
NOTHING LESS OF COMPLETE ADORATION SHOULD BE EXPRESSED IN THIS THREAD!!! OFF WITH HER EHAD!
 
I WAS TRYING TO START A FIGHT BECAUSE IT'S HOW I GET MY JOLLIES, SORRY.
 
Eh...I was trying to come up with a clever response to rival that of some other TK members...

but...alas...I have come up short once again.

:P
 
SHORT PEOPLE HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS, OUR GREEN GREEN EARTH. SLAY THE UNBELIEVER!!!! LIFT UP YOUR GOURD!!!
 
Eeep! Watch it there, Ish!

Here...have some coffee!
 
funny you should mention that.

Anybody drink Bustello? It's a mexican espresso, preground and shipped up in vacuum packed bags of happy. It hits you like POW and it's got a good taste/aftertaste/goes with donuts combo.

PLUS IT JACKS YOUR ENTIRE DAY. TRY A POT YOU WILL LIKE IT.
 
Hmm...I don't drink coffee much in the summer. I'm a cold weather/hot drink kind of person, and it just throws me off to drink coffee when it's 70 degrees outside...in the morning.

I do like to drink it in the winter, though. I prefer just plain old coffee, though. :P
 
ther'es nothing wrong with being short
 
SHUT UP, YOU.

Coffee makes me happy. Chemically. I'm stuck on it, and it's stuck on me.

Glad you're back in the MF, Menty!
 
Glad you're back in the MF, Menty!
Finally, some F'ing' recognition.



*tipexes Ishcabittle from little black book OF DESTRUCTION*
 
Welcome back. You can never have too many Frenchmen.
 
Mentalist said:
And it didn't seem like a case of 'gone but not forgotten.' You ketchup encased fan blades of bastardom.
i noticed. welcome back. this time don't fuck up the opportunity which you have been given. there are many who wish to be in your tight shoes.
 
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