I was gonna venture out of the Minefield...

[Loktar]

but they do not have to be...

SILLY HEW-MONS! THERE IS NO PROFIT IN EMOTIONS.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

Is that because you only get to have sex every seven years?

ouch

 

[Ishcabittle]

i got sex last year, it was fucking sweet.

 

[Yub]

I would moan about the general lack of sex I have, but I remember that every year 45000 virgins die never knowing what sex is like, never having squeezed a boobie or anything. Mourn for them.