I was on my way to an orgy

[Love Child]

last night,
but then I remembered every terribly acted crime television drama and I decided to stay home instead.

Whew, that was close!

Cut to Scene:

Investigator: What happened here?
Female CSA: Sex party, we see them all the time
Investigator: Well get this place wrapped up, and don't forget to take pictures.

 

['Gear]

I always laugh when I think of the legend of the key party. You know, the one where people supposedly put their keys in a bowl and the women picked a set and went home with the owner.

I laugh because I think of the women trying to figure out where the hell they ended up and how to get home the next morning.

 

[starguard]

Orgys can be fun, as long as everyone is clean