Ishcabittle
Well-known member
peanut gallery: umm.... Singapore?
me: No, I think I sang-a-pretty good!
me: No, I think I sang-a-pretty good!
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I was once orally pleasured by a young boy in a karaoke bar in Southeast Asia!
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Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Did I mention that night he blew me under a round table?
peanut gallery: Night... round table... you must have felt like King Arthur!
me: Well, I sure came-a-lot!
peanut gallery: Night... round table... you must have felt like King Arthur!
me: Well, I sure came-a-lot!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
:rimshot:
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Most people live on a lonely island,
Lost in the middle of a foggy sea.
Most people long for another island,
One where they know they will like to be.
Bali Ha'i may call you,
Any night, any day,
In your heart, you'll hear it call you:
"Come away...Come away."
Bali Ha'i will whisper
In the wind of the sea:
"Here am I, your special island!
Come to me, come to me!"
Your own special hopes,
Your own special dreams,
Bloom on the hillside
And shine in the streams.
If you try, you'll find me
Where the sky meets the sea.
"Here am I your special island
Come to me, Come to me."
Bali Ha'i,
Bali Ha'i,
Bali Ha'i!
Someday you'll see me floatin' in the sunshine,
You'll hear me call you,
Singin' through the sunshine,
Sweet and clear as can be:
"Come to me, here am I, come to me."
If you try, you'll find me
Where the sky meets the sea.
"Here am I your special island
Come to me, Come to me."
Bali Ha'i,
Bali Ha'i,
Bali Ha'i!
Lost in the middle of a foggy sea.
Most people long for another island,
One where they know they will like to be.
Bali Ha'i may call you,
Any night, any day,
In your heart, you'll hear it call you:
"Come away...Come away."
Bali Ha'i will whisper
In the wind of the sea:
"Here am I, your special island!
Come to me, come to me!"
Your own special hopes,
Your own special dreams,
Bloom on the hillside
And shine in the streams.
If you try, you'll find me
Where the sky meets the sea.
"Here am I your special island
Come to me, Come to me."
Bali Ha'i,
Bali Ha'i,
Bali Ha'i!
Someday you'll see me floatin' in the sunshine,
You'll hear me call you,
Singin' through the sunshine,
Sweet and clear as can be:
"Come to me, here am I, come to me."
If you try, you'll find me
Where the sky meets the sea.
"Here am I your special island
Come to me, Come to me."
Bali Ha'i,
Bali Ha'i,
Bali Ha'i!
Oh my god it's Robby!
Rebel
Mandy P. does a gr8 rendition of that song...
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
I once had to run from a sex show in Thailand because my wife and I didn't want to pay the money.
We ran into a bar called "Galaxy Boy" while my wife went to the toilet. I turned around and noticed that there seemed to be a lot of men, and a lot of men with make up on. I couldn't stop grinning, yet REALLY REALLY REALLY didn't want to smile.
The wife took AGES AND AGES in the bathroom.
We ran into a bar called "Galaxy Boy" while my wife went to the toilet. I turned around and noticed that there seemed to be a lot of men, and a lot of men with make up on. I couldn't stop grinning, yet REALLY REALLY REALLY didn't want to smile.
The wife took AGES AND AGES in the bathroom.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I had sex once.
No, wait, I'm lying.
No, wait, I'm lying.
Love Child
One Love
I lied once.
Wait no I'm
nevermind.
Wait no I'm
nevermind.
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
I'm afraid to ask what the .3 is!
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
don't be sorry, you're right!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Good pedo times.
